Re: Let's Recap My Awesomeness.

I'm Kelly, and I'm not one to not realize how great I am. So to celebrate me finally reaching 1000 posts, I reserve this here thread to celebrate: me.

You see, I don't post-whore like some (most) of you do with pointless threads and idiotic responses to said pointless threads. I pick and choose which and what I say, and therefore am not a complete moron.

Anything and everything I say is dipped in a greasy like substance I like to call "Kellyisms". This ensures that my posts are always witty, intelligent, and worthy of mention in real literature (you know, books, you can find them at your local library! Or if you're not poor, right at home!).

I, Kelly, have given you such great moments as: Kanye West, Pelle the Destroyer, etc etc. Who else could forget how emotionally scarred that horrible sloth-creature was when I posted her photo of numerous other forums than showed her? Classic Kelly moment.

So, as we all know, when one day I'm a celebrated goddess in culture, this thread will be found amoungst everything else great i've written online, so why not post something and be apart of history.

To me, I raise a glass of real canadian bottled water, and give thanks to mother for creating something so beautiful and perfect. Hurrah for boobies, and hurrah for Kelly!

Re: hmmm

boob spelled backwards is boob and kelly spelled backwards is yllek
this thread is full of lies

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and this is what the socioty of today has given us?

such a shame *sighs and shakes head*

Re: Kelly makes me like postwhores

Jaidevi is a small village in the Mandi District in Himachal Pradesh.

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 uplifted mofo wrote:

and this is what the socioty of today has given us?

such a shame *sighs and shakes head*

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 caked wrote:

 uplifted mofo wrote:

and this is what the socioty of today has given us?

such a shame *sighs and shakes head*

society

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meant

 uplifted mofo wrote:

 caked wrote:

 uplifted mofo wrote:

and this is what the socioty of today has given us?

such a shame *sighs and shakes head*

society

whatever ya knew what i ment thats whats important

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ya know yall really lucky i like you lot cause i could take this to be very insulting, im dyslexic (:P i can spell that) see

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congrats kelly. if no one else will pat you on the back, at least you can yourself! happy 1000th post! your humility is non-existent, eh? haha

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 kimskickingit wrote:

congrats kelly. if no one else will pat you on the back, at least you can yourself! happy 1000th post! your humility is non-existent, eh? haha