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9/24/2006 4:00 PM (GMT-08:00)

Re: 'Actors, *sigh*, is there anything they don't know?' -- Homer Simpson

From Esquire Magazine:

You can learn a lot from Stephen Baldwin. Maybe not about quality acting or the downside of nepotism, but balls-out evangelism? The man will change your life.

Since finding Christ after the September 11 attacks, Baldwin's nurtured a unique kind of religious conviction, one that's equal parts scripture and Mountain Dew Code Red. He talks about it, and why you should find it, too, in his new book, The Unusual Suspect: My Calling to the New Hardcore Movement of Faith (Warner Faith, $24). Pull up a pew.



ON SPIRITUALITY: "And trust me, I had the 2001 Porsche Twin Turbo. That car would do zero to 60 in three seconds, but it was nothing but a little kid pedal car compared to the wild ride the Spirit will take you on."

ON HUMILITY:" 'But let me just tell you,' I screamed at God. 'You better be real, because if you aren't, you will regret the day you ever messed with Stephen Baldwin.' "

ON PLEASURES OF THE FLESH: "I like to ask friends of mine, happy couples who seem to have a pretty good marriage, I will ask them, 'How's your sex life?'...They will say something like pretty good or okay or no complaints here. Here's what I tell them: Imagine taking a healthy sex life and inviting the power of God into that exchange."

ON VENGEANCE: "Here I'd always imagined Jesus was the sweet, cuddly, loving dude, and suddenly I find out he makes Conan the Barbarian look like Conan the wimp. He didn't come with a guitar singing Kum Ba Yah. Jesus brought a sword to the earth, and he is still swinging it."

ON PROSELYTIZING: "God has called me to go and make disciples of the youth of America. That is what I am going to do, and if you try to stop me, I am going to break your face."


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You keep right on talking, honey. I like the way you run me down like that. - Cape Fear


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9/24/2006 5:42 PM (GMT-08:00)

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oh god, those baldwins are some pretty weird folks.

not as bad as the arquettes though.


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dark eyes, dark hair, and looks that need a song. i think i loved you, but i forget the place...


9/24/2006 7:58 PM (GMT-08:00)

Re: Well....

ON PROSELYTIZING: "God has called me to go and make disciples of the youth of America. That is what I am going to do, and if you try to stop me, I am going to break your face."


haahaha...break my face eh? Gosh, religion and people like this don't mix. Why do people let guys like this write books? haha, funn though...weird but funny


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Hey, faggot! They're not gay. They're hobbits.


9/25/2006 12:19 AM (GMT-08:00)

Re: haha

i better subdue or else!


9/25/2006 8:11 AM (GMT-08:00)

Re: <-- he's not happy about this... see.

"Conan the wimp". Is that O'Brien...?


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9/25/2006 11:25 AM (GMT-08:00)

Re: stephen baldwin

uppenbarelser

--how much would it suck if you went to heaven and stephen baldwin's fat ass was on the cloud next to you...


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You keep right on talking, honey. I like the way you run me down like that. - Cape Fear


9/26/2006 7:30 AM (GMT-08:00)

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is it just me or does he walk around constantly squinting?


9/26/2006 3:29 PM (GMT-08:00)

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 mr.alextwistmyarm wrote:

is it just me or does he walk around constantly squinting?


no. its just you. everything, every little thing, is in your mind.

he totally does walk around squinting. maybe he thinks it makes him look smart, or maybe he's trying to hide his scary underwater corpse colored eyes. (that was mean. he probably squints because he does have god like right there blaring sunlight over his shoulder.)


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You keep right on talking, honey. I like the way you run me down like that. - Cape Fear


9/26/2006 4:26 PM (GMT-08:00)
kimskickingit

Re: woopwoopwoopwoop

that's great.
wasn't steven baldwin on fear factor once?

yeah, that's just awesome.


9/26/2006 11:48 PM (GMT-08:00)

Re: is that the best you can do?

all i know is that he host's a reality show called fear something something. it's one of those weird shows were scare people to death and then laugh at it. and what's really funny is that there's exactly an identical show with a slightly altered name hosted by yet another washed up hollywood actor. would you look at his baseball cap!


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