maniclilly
Joined: 4/18/2005
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Location: wtal, DE | Re: ......there was a thread about that in the old forum and i collected the ones posted there. don't mind if some are twice or whatever. so here you go:
on the hultsfred festival .. in swedish :
pelle: how did you [swedish] kids think they talked at "dallas" when you where small? huh?
crowd: *screams*.
pelle: when you where maybe 7 years old and sat in front of the tv. and you watched dallas. how did they sound? ..
crowd: *screams*.
pelle: they talked like this = ralli boodi ladde badde biiiipo. (pretend english).
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during the born to cry-cover:
pelle: *fake-weeps for about 2 minutes*.
stops sobbing.
pelle: AN OSCAR FOR HOWLIN' PELLE ALQMVIST!
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pelle: *drinks water* .. are you thursty?
crowd: YEAAAAAAAAAAAH!
pelle: *trows bottle out in the crowd* .. share nicely.
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"We've been to the USA to play some shows...What have you been doing?"
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" and do you know what? united states of america loves the hives! you love us! you love us (pointing) you love us, you love us and you love us!"
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“Here is my hand, and you eat from it,”
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"Is it past your bedtime? Are you sleepy? Then wake the f*** up! My name is Howlin' Pelle, and I'm be your lead singer tonight."
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"Melbourne, you have been duly rocked!"
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"This song "one more time", is that a new song you have wrote for the hives?
Can you sing it again, so I maybe can remeber it for our next record"
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"People, people, people...when we don't play, you clap.
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"The Hives is 136000 people today, but someone is leaving the band, who is it? is it you? you? you?......is it you, my Brutus"
And they start playing B is for Brutus!
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pelle: 'do you go to scoool?!'
crowds: 'yeaaaaaaahhhh'
pelle: 'do they treat you like a fooool?!'
crowds: 'YEAAAAAAH!!'
pelle: or are you to cool to go to scoool?
crowds: confused..uhh yeah!
pelle: RU confused?!
crowds: yeaah!
pelle: how can you know if you're confused, if you're confused?!
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"hello to all you honest working people of manchester. *some of the croud cheers* and to all of you still spungeing of your parants *most of croud cheers*"
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Guy in the audience: You guys suck!
Pelle: Yes, I do believe we have a few of those songs, too...
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Pelle holds mic to a guy in the audience: Are you ready for another song?
Guy: Hell yeah!
Pelle: Hell yeah!
Whole audience: Hell yeah!
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guy in the crowd "you guys f**cking rule"
Pelle "Aah, yes we do!"
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i can remember that the hives rocked the crowd, everyone was breathless and bathed in sweat and pelle - looking like a young god or a fresh bathed baby - saying in almost perfect german:
brauchst du eine pause, bielefeld? (do you need a break, bielefeld?) :-D cutie!
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pelle talks a little about proud idiots.
pelle puts his microphone in the stand.
pelle: you do this! (and puts one hand on his chest.)
pelle: then you do this! (slaps himself in the face with the other hand).
pelle watches the whole crowd slap themself.
then pelle starts laughin' before he can talk again.
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Guy: "I like Swedish women!"
Pelle: "Well that's unfortunate for you my friend....BECAUSE THERE ARE NO SWEDISH WOMEN ON THIS STAGE!!!!"
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"You have a strip bar and chemical plant. So we saw the chemical plant...and we saw the strip bar...WELL...uh...we didn't see the inside of the strip bar...uh, we didn't go to the strip bar or anything, we just, uh saw the OUTSIDE of the strip bar...yeah."
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"wollt ihr machen mich heiß?"
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"puh...meine forehead ist sehr gesvettelt!"
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"when the hives are quiet, you are loud"
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"Atlanta! Have you had a shitty day!? *yeah* Well THE HIVES are about to fix that *screams* Unless, of course i'm an ass-hole who wouldnt play for you--- BUT AM I AN ASS-HOLE!? *NO!* Well, then you're mistaken because i AM an asshole" *Goes on to play Abra Cadaver anyway*
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"This next song is called Hail Hail Spit N' Drool, we wrote this (yes, he said WE) when we were 16, i was only about this tall *holds hand up to like... his waist, lol* you see, when i was younger we were much shorter, and people were really mean to us. as i got taller, i thought maybe people would stop being so mean to me...... then i realized they were being mean to me because i am an asshole."
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"This next song is our contribution to American radio. When we came over to America we turned on the radio, and said, this is wrong, let's make it right. Yes, that's right, your music is terrible! America would have nothing if it werent for us! The Hives came in and fixed the problem! that's right, AMERICA needed SWEDEN! all your fancy gadgets and schools couldnt help you when it came to music, WE DID IT FOR YOU! so Atlanta----- AM I AN ASSHOLE YET!?" *mixed reaction from crowd.... until they started playing Hate To Say I Told You So*
"Hungary are you hungry..... for some more??"
"Houston,Houston, we've got some problem with the microphone.."
the hives are on a roll, and when the hives are on a roll dont you just wanna put that roll in your mouth an eat it" - hpa "suck on it all day long" – arson
"we need to turn the fans on, are we turning these fans on"
"i have 2000 pockets and by the end of this show you will all be in my pocket, you! mr piont the finger at me, by the end of tonight you will be kissing my boots'
You guys can dance, but YOU GUYS *points at people sitting*, YOU CAN'T!
"hey this is kinda like in the congo. but we're not in the congo.this is belgium. who of you people like belgium weather? *crowdshouts* who of you people prefer congo weather. *lesspeopleshout*
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