NesterVox22 registered: 12/27/2004 00:00 posts: 407
 | the story game! It was April Fool's day, and Nicholaus had the BEST idea for a prank on the band. | | posted: 4/1/2005 14:49 | Reply | PM | Edit | IP |
NesterVox22 registered: 12/27/2004 00:00 posts: 409
 | He told everyone "Hey guys. I booked an AWESOME worldwide supertour, but there's one problem. They said we couldn't be on this tour if we didn't...." | | posted: 4/1/2005 14:53 | Reply | PM | Edit | IP |
OrigionalName registered: 3/5/2005 00:00 posts: 136
 | ..just to please the ladies... ..come naked!OH!and Dr. Matt, you have to... | | posted: 4/1/2005 15:17 | Reply | PM | Edit | IP |
glitterfaery311 registered: 3/19/2004 00:00 posts: 4880
 | ... grow back your mustace by popular demand...hehehe | | posted: 4/1/2005 15:25 | Reply | PM | Edit | IP |
maria dangerous registered: 3/18/2005 00:00 posts: 172
 | ... because everyone is being pissy about hpa's, who has to.... | | posted: 4/1/2005 15:30 | Reply | PM | Edit | IP |
OrigionalName registered: 3/5/2005 00:00 posts: 144
 | has to.... SHAVE IT, DAMMIT! but thats not all... | | posted: 4/1/2005 15:49 | Reply | PM | Edit | IP |
maria dangerous registered: 3/18/2005 00:00 posts: 177
 | ....... no that's not all, hpa has to give his mustachio to matt, who will superglue it and use that till his grows back naturally, then they will......... | | posted: 4/1/2005 15:52 | Reply | PM | Edit | IP |
harveylegs registered: 12/30/2004 00:00 posts: 88
 | vvvv ...Vigilante searches for his long lost... | | posted: 4/1/2005 17:28 | Reply | PM | Edit | IP |
SillySixPin registered: 4/1/2005 00:00 posts: 6
 | make hair spring from nic's chest and pop out of his shirt | | posted: 4/1/2005 18:56 | Reply | PM | Edit | IP |
shinee123 registered: 10/9/2004 00:00 posts: 2664
 | and say... (yes the hairs talk) wooo!! im hair! | | posted: 4/1/2005 20:41 | Reply | PM | Edit | IP |
I'm barely legal registered: 11/8/2004 00:00 posts: 422
 | and of course the hair meant no pun intended because he and chris were in cahoots. They were planning to | | posted: 4/1/2005 20:44 | Reply | PM | Edit | IP |
shinee123 registered: 10/9/2004 00:00 posts: 2665
 | run naked through the city and.... | | posted: 4/1/2005 20:46 | Reply | PM | Edit | IP |
maria dangerous registered: 3/18/2005 00:00 posts: 185
 | finsih this story! provided that nic disicplines his chest hair and give ti a name and check it into the local circus as a freak act. so he names it.... | | posted: 4/4/2005 10:38 | Reply | PM | Edit | IP |
maria dangerous registered: 3/18/2005 00:00 posts: 186
 | finsih this story! provided that nic disicplines his chest hair and give it a name and check it into the local circus as a freak act. so he names it.... | | posted: 4/4/2005 10:39 | Reply | PM | Edit | IP |
shinee123 registered: 10/9/2004 00:00 posts: 2706
 | the hives and than a big.... | | posted: 4/4/2005 13:01 | Reply | PM | Edit | IP |
maria dangerous registered: 3/18/2005 00:00 posts: 188
 | a big bike pedaling mexican person comes by and wants nic.s precious chest hair so he plans to cut it from him while he is sleeping and make top bucks, but... | | posted: 4/4/2005 15:44 | Reply | PM | Edit | IP |
DiabolicDebbie registered: 2/2/2005 00:00 posts: 297
 | ...... Randy Fitzsimmons (who is smarter than smart) knew something was fishy about this large mexican man, so he decieded to take action and.... | | posted: 4/4/2005 15:49 | Reply | PM | Edit | IP |
maria dangerous registered: 3/18/2005 00:00 posts: 189
 | kidnap the mexican, and sentence him to life working at a taco bar in Tijuana, the man was so sorry and turned out to be Dr. Matt's bilogical dad, so matt took action by....... | | posted: 4/4/2005 15:56 | Reply | PM | Edit | IP |
NesterVox22 registered: 12/27/2004 00:00 posts: 422
 | and.... freeing him after making him promise not to steal any chest hair! | | posted: 4/4/2005 15:58 | Reply | PM | Edit | IP |
maria dangerous registered: 3/18/2005 00:00 posts: 192
 | good, that's good! buh nic.s hair is sooo tempting that thay have to live on separate continents, and matt is torn bwtwn his buddies or his dad that he's never seen in his enitre life..(hey, it's never tooo late to bond with your pops!) so he decides by drawing straws, he got the short straw which meant he had to live with..... | | posted: 4/4/2005 16:02 | Reply | PM | Edit | IP |
DiabolicDebbie registered: 2/2/2005 00:00 posts: 298
 | .... his dad in Tijuana, to work the rest of his life in tabbacco. Matt would starting to have his doubts about his father when he ran in on him in the bathroom peeping through a hole at nicholaus getting dressed. but he had made a fair deal, and would have to leave in the morning.
Meanwhile, in the Hive Cave, the four members and Randy where mopping around discussing Matt's leaving, When Pelle jumped out of his seat like a rabid man and pointing his hand in the air said ".... | | posted: 4/4/2005 16:05 | Reply | PM | Edit | IP |
maria dangerous registered: 3/18/2005 00:00 posts: 194
 | said... "be still, phaoroah speaks!" teehee just kidding, um, "we have to save the god they call matt! that's DR. MATT DESTRUCTION to you!" and by that, they all dash out of the cave and.... | | posted: 4/4/2005 16:08 | Reply | PM | Edit | IP |
DiabolicDebbie registered: 2/2/2005 00:00 posts: 299
 | .... the most horrid thing. Nicholaus screamed like a woman when he saw the horror. There beloved Dr.Matt was tied up to a chair, and beside him stood his "father."
"Ha Ha!" His father chuckled, "I fooled you all!" and with that his pulled off his face (it was a mask) to reveal his father was really Ashlee Simpson in disguise!
"I have stolen the practice tapes for your new record, I shall steal your songs than i can BE FAMOUS ONCE MORE AND LOVED LIKE YOU ARE! BWAHAH"
"Back down bitch!" Vigilante said, pulling out his switchblade. But Ashlee just laughed,
"If you attempt anything I shall shave off Dr.Matt's beard that he has taken so long to grow back."
"she's mad crazy!" said Vigilante who was wearing a do-rag on his head and a sweats, with the one leg rolled up.
Chris stood forward and... | | posted: 4/4/2005 16:13 | Reply | PM | Edit | IP |
maria dangerous registered: 3/18/2005 00:00 posts: 196
 | deb, you are a bit hard to follow up you're so crazy good... buh nevertheless, chris was unafraid by ashlee's words. for they all knew that matt.'s beard was indestructable, the second only thing that would survive a nuclear bomb,( next to cockroaches), so with the O.G. vig, the james bond-type chris, and the lucuis hairy nic. they attempted to defeat ashlee... but wait? where's pelle? well, he just so happened to have snock off and... | | posted: 4/4/2005 16:17 | Reply | PM | Edit | IP |
DiabolicDebbie registered: 2/2/2005 00:00 posts: 300
 | i'll keep it shorter this time ;)
They heard a weird punk-esk tarzan-esk howl coming from up above, and as everyone froze mid punches and all, they looked up and saw Pelle holding onto a vine and holding the hand of his monkey "brutus". Pelle swung down and grabbed the tapes. Than O.G. Vig...
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maria dangerous registered: 3/18/2005 00:00 posts: 200
 | grabbed matt, like the strong dude he is, tied chair and all, while chris and nic attempted to also get a few scraps of credit by holding down ashlee. oh yeah! we forgot the fitzsimmons hero. well, he punished ashlee by.......what shall it be?....powerdriving her? the gallows?....hmm... a bit too harsh for randy's dandy...so instead, he punished her by......... | | posted: 4/4/2005 16:38 | Reply | PM | Edit | IP |
00chaz registered: 7/19/2004 00:00 posts: 1955
 | making her watch "Teletubbies" on reapeat for every waking hour, she eventually goes home with her mumbling "dipsy" while alternately laughing, crying and dry heaving. So the hives walk back to their home but when they got there...... | | posted: 4/5/2005 09:55 | Reply | PM | Edit | IP |
maria dangerous registered: 3/18/2005 00:00 posts: 204
 | IT WAS LOADED WITH....... HIVES FANS AND COCKROACHES, BUH THE ROAHCES ARE EXPECTED, SO THE FANS HAVE THROWN A PARTY AT THE MANOR IN THEIR HONOR!!!!!! WOO!!!!! PARTY OVA HERE!!!!! AND NIC BREAKS OUT HIS CHEST HAIR, AND CHRIS BREAKS OUT A BEER, AND VIG JUST PLAIN START BREAKDANCING!!!!!:) AND THEN PELLE PULLLS OFF THE SCENE FROM PEEWEE'S BIG ADVENTURE, AND IS WEARING THE ANARCHY SHOES WHILE STANDING ON HIS TOES!!!!!!! I LOVE THAT MOVIE!!!!! OH WAIT, THEN THE POLICE COME AND SAY........ | | posted: 4/5/2005 10:29 | Reply | PM | Edit | IP |
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