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maria dangerous
registered: 3/18/2005 00:00
posts: 130
what is
the worst pick-up line you've ever heard? or the worst you've used? (for the guys)
posted: 3/23/2005 16:18Reply | PM | Edit | IP
maria dangerous
registered: 3/18/2005 00:00
posts: 143
wah!
my posting has not gotten any replies!!!
will it be sent to the bottom of the pile, and never dug up!
posted: 3/23/2005 16:47Reply | PM | Edit | IP
shinee123
registered: 10/9/2004 00:00
posts: 2605
well
i dont have any.....
posted: 3/23/2005 16:48Reply | PM | Edit | IP
NesterVox22
registered: 12/27/2004 00:00
posts: 391
Did it hurt?
When you fell from heaven?

Get out of my dreams, and into my bed.

I'm an astronaut. Can I explore your black hole?

Are those space pants? Cuz your ass' is outta this world!

thats some
posted: 3/23/2005 16:54Reply | PM | Edit | IP
maria dangerous
registered: 3/18/2005 00:00
posts: 146
the astronuat one
is so offensive!!! ive had most o those tossed my way, they are the cheesiest! i hate them! just asked the girl our or talk, donot offend with cheesy stuff, i must say!
posted: 3/23/2005 16:56Reply | PM | Edit | IP
HeatherlovesTheHives
registered: 2/8/2005 00:00
posts: 979
you have no idea how much i am
laughing myass off right now at the astronout one!!!!!!!!!!!!!
posted: 3/23/2005 17:06Reply | PM | Edit | IP
DiabolicDebbie
registered: 2/2/2005 00:00
posts: 218
LMAOooooooo
The astronaute one is now my msn name!!! good stuff. i'll think of some and add them later


oh i remember one my mom told me about and made me pee a little. i suppose it ist a pick up line in actuality, but it's still funn-ay!

I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.
posted: 3/23/2005 17:27Reply | PM | Edit | IP
Compliquez
registered: 7/21/2004 00:00
posts: 2174
 ...
Your so hot you melted the elastic in my underwear!


I've never been told that, but I really hope some day I am. I would fall for that guy instantly. Hahahahaha.
posted: 3/23/2005 18:13Reply | PM | Edit | IP
i dance electric
registered: 2/8/2005 00:00
posts: 29
...
the best one ive heard.

does my tongue taste funny to you?

brilliant! i love a corny pick up line, youve just gotta laugh
posted: 3/23/2005 18:21Reply | PM | Edit | IP
NesterVox22
registered: 12/27/2004 00:00
posts: 392
Hey!
I don't make up the ceesy pick up lines. And I meant no offense to anyone.. but that one was reaaaaalllly sleazy
posted: 3/23/2005 18:21Reply | PM | Edit | IP
Anybody64
registered: 12/11/2004 00:00
posts: 1223
Well I have some really bad ones from a friend
"If she's a demon I wanna go to hell!"

"If those are real, I wanna see fake"

The second one is very offensive, even though I'm a guy...
posted: 3/23/2005 18:45Reply | PM | Edit | IP
va5el1ne
registered: 2/7/2005 00:00
posts: 57
Haha

Guy to me- Your sleeping bag, or mine?

Me to guy- Neither........Pelles. Then *Kick in balls* (Me to guy...not guy to me..)
posted: 3/23/2005 21:49Reply | PM | Edit | IP
LoAndBeholden
registered: 10/25/2004 00:00
posts: 425
....
"That shirt is rather becoming of you...but then again if I were on you, I'd be coming too."
posted: 3/23/2005 22:06Reply | PM | Edit | IP
UncleBenzz
registered: 3/19/2005 00:00
posts: 43
"think the color of your tshirt would match perfectly with my floor carpet"
posted: 3/24/2005 02:11Reply | PM | Edit | IP
pellefr3ak
registered: 10/23/2004 00:00
posts: 607
hahahah this guy that likes me asked me

"do you like raisins? How about a date?"

lol
posted: 3/24/2005 08:30Reply | PM | Edit | IP
UncleBenzz
registered: 3/19/2005 00:00
posts: 56
i think it's a great one :-)
posted: 3/24/2005 09:04Reply | PM | Edit | IP
maria dangerous
registered: 3/18/2005 00:00
posts: 148
 sorry nestervox22,
i didnot mean you were offensive, sorry...goodness! these were all very funny that i lol in class and got in trouble! oh well, it was worth it i like the nickel one:)
posted: 3/24/2005 09:19Reply | PM | Edit | IP
dwane88
registered: 6/20/2004 00:00
posts: 418
"You eyes are the same colour as my porsche"
posted: 3/24/2005 09:54Reply | PM | Edit | IP
UncleBenzz
registered: 3/19/2005 00:00
posts: 59
haha
i gotta remember that One to,
i guess I'm gonna take my notepad
posted: 3/24/2005 11:50Reply | PM | Edit | IP
RockTheCasbah
registered: 7/31/2004 00:00
posts: 162
Here's the winner
Well honey, I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talkin to ya
posted: 3/24/2005 13:08Reply | PM | Edit | IP
HeatherlovesTheHives
registered: 2/8/2005 00:00
posts: 1066
here is this funny site full of um
http://www.pickuphelp.com/
posted: 3/27/2005 14:53Reply | PM | Edit | IP
sirette
registered: 1/28/2005 00:00
posts: 27
yesss
how freakin funny are those!!! love them!!! some of them are just sooo cheesy, but you gotto laugh, love the one bout the nickel and the pickel, and also the one bout being not the hottest guy but the only one talking to you.... im on the ground in hysterics.....thanks guys.....you all rock!!!!

"if they say you are what you eat, then tomorrow i intend to be you"

"i lost my number, can i have yours?"

do i make you horny baby??? do i?"-austin powers, gotto love it
posted: 3/27/2005 17:24Reply | PM | Edit | IP
LoAndBeholden
registered: 10/25/2004 00:00
posts: 437
...
I always liked when guys would come up to me at bars and say, "Is this seat taken?" I would usually spout off with "No but if you sit there THIS seat will be empty."
posted: 3/27/2005 22:35Reply | PM | Edit | IP
HeatherlovesTheHives
registered: 2/8/2005 00:00
posts: 1088
this is my fave pick up line


i am a sucker for them
posted: 3/28/2005 15:51Reply | PM | Edit | IP
hivesfan15
registered: 3/20/2005 00:00
posts: 9
 parking ticket
R u a parking ticket/ cuz u got fine written all over u!!!
posted: 3/28/2005 18:19Reply | PM | Edit | IP

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