The Automatic Schmuck registered: 3/13/2005 00:00 posts: 24
 | ATTN: THE ORIGINAL HIVES i know u probably get a lot of requests of ppl wanting u to play in their city. i am begging you to play in vancouver, bc, canada, anywhere is fine in the vicinty of vancity. i have compiled a list of the pros of playin in this grandest of all cities.
1. we have the best homeless people 2. we have metrotown and tinseltown 3. LONG WALKS ON THE BEACH 4. we have boats called "fast cat ferrys" (built somewhere in europe POSSIBLY sweden) 5. the weather never changes 6. our money is different colors (OMG) 7. i will give u my autograph 8. WHY NOT? its about time. 9. you can crash at my house
plz plz pretty plz sauce
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