Anybody64 registered: 12/11/2004 00:00 posts: 925
 | Hmmm... Where to start? oKay.
I have lots of times, but I wanna hear your examples first | | posted: 3/2/2005 17:31 | Reply | PM | Edit | IP |
vonrox registered: 2/16/2005 00:00 posts: 9
 | ohh mum: whats this music?
me: its the hives
mum: Its crap | | posted: 3/2/2005 17:38 | Reply | PM | Edit | IP |
bloodymary13 registered: 7/21/2004 00:00 posts: 1262
 | haha somethings my parents say is "are you done your homework?! cuz no doing anything until its done!!!"
"you need to smarten up and act your age you are 14 years old young lady!"
and my mom says stuff like
"why cant you wear this?all you wear is black!" and
"thats not very lady like"
theres lots of stupid things my parents say lol
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PunkrockPelle registered: 9/6/2004 00:00 posts: 372
 | ... i'll give an example.
(date: like, a month before Nov. 27th) me: can i go see the Hives in Dallas on the 27th next month?
mom: no.
me: why?
mom: cuz i said so
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*playing the Hives* mom: please turn that off.
me: but it's Hives!
mom: but i dont care! its giving my brain hives!
me: *thinking: "good! get an infection! DIE FOR ALL I CARE!" though, i halfly dont mean it*
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me: *talking to my mom bout the Hives*
mom: you need a boy.
me: i have a boy!
mom: no, cuz he never sees you. and if you mean Pelle, then i'm throwing you outta the house for the night. | | posted: 3/2/2005 17:43 | Reply | PM | Edit | IP |
Anybody64 registered: 12/11/2004 00:00 posts: 926
 | I mean, dumb. Not completely fuckin moronic and just plain insulting the Hives. | | posted: 3/2/2005 17:49 | Reply | PM | Edit | IP |
PunkrockPelle registered: 9/6/2004 00:00 posts: 374
 | well... just be ahppy you dont have to live with my mother.
but, then, i'll try that again:
"why dont you wear dresses? or skirts? all you wear are pants and baggy t-shirts! youre a girl! not your big brother!" ~ mom: brush your hair!
me: I just did!
mom: could've fooled me. so do it again!
i have so many more... >:|
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NesterVox22 registered: 12/27/2004 00:00 posts: 215
 | um... I really hate to rain on your parade, but my parents are pretty cool and don't say much dumb stuff. My dad made an awesome joke, though:
Dad: "Why is kansas like Paris Hilton?" Me: "Dunno. Why?" Dad: "They're both flat, white, and easy to enter." | | posted: 3/2/2005 18:06 | Reply | PM | Edit | IP |
DiabolicDebbie registered: 2/2/2005 00:00 posts: 97
 | what my mom always says... Mom: "He screams like a girl!" (angrily)Me: "HOW DARE YOU SPEAK OF BROTHER NICHOLAUS LIKE THAT" Mom: "...." | | posted: 3/2/2005 18:12 | Reply | PM | Edit | IP |
HawleyLover registered: 2/5/2005 00:00 posts: 160
 | **mom yelling at sister** "why do you do that? you look like something out of a las vegas slot machine!!"
i didnt know what beth did so i started laughing ferociously and then my sister was like "dude! mellow!"
and my mom was like" thats it!! youre reading dale carnegie!!"
-all beth did was roll her eyes...
and whever we wont share something my dad is like "if you dont share then im making you watch some barney tonight" "NOOO PLEASE NO ANYTHING BU THAT NOOOOO-here beth you may have a piece of my cookie" "why thank you for sharing dear friend" | | posted: 3/2/2005 18:52 | Reply | PM | Edit | IP |
NesterVox22 registered: 12/27/2004 00:00 posts: 216
 | my mom really likes the Hives.... she listened to Tyrannosaurus hives like 5 times on a road trip... | | posted: 3/2/2005 18:59 | Reply | PM | Edit | IP |
uncljohn77 registered: 5/23/2004 00:00 posts: 81
 | Hmm... My parents always tell me no and then give in and get me what I want. Like when I wanted to go to Vegas to see The Hives (BTW I'm from Texas): Me: Take me to Vegas to see The Hives Mom: No! 2 weeks later... Me: I'll die if I don't go. Besides you can't say no to me. Mom: No, you're not going and that's it. Me: Please?!?! Mom: Okay but let me talk to you dad.
Heh suckers! LOL! | | posted: 3/2/2005 19:02 | Reply | PM | Edit | IP |
HeatherlovesTheHives registered: 2/8/2005 00:00 posts: 311
 | that is awesome i wish my mom would listen to the Hives with me, shes pretty cool too today i was just having a rough day and she told me to "Chase the dream and not the competition" | | posted: 3/2/2005 19:05 | Reply | PM | Edit | IP |
PunkrockPelle registered: 9/6/2004 00:00 posts: 381
 | psh... lucky you. NOBODY that knows me can stand the Hives except my boyfriends little brother/the bassist in my band.
i wish my dad wouldve talked to my mom about the Nov. 27th show in Dallas like he said he would. (DAMMIT, DAD!!!) | | posted: 3/2/2005 19:06 | Reply | PM | Edit | IP |
HawleyLover registered: 2/5/2005 00:00 posts: 163
 | my sister just ran up to my room giggling and said- do you know what mom just said? "what? "she told me to pick up the shoes in the kitchen" "ok, so?" "i was like-no! theyre katie's!" "oook.." "and then she was like I dont care if theyre santa claus's! youre picking them up!"
hahahahaha-my mom is a loser | | posted: 3/2/2005 19:07 | Reply | PM | Edit | IP |
PunkrockPelle registered: 9/6/2004 00:00 posts: 382
 | ... my mother does that "uh-huh" thing that Elvis did, except she kills it. >_< she once did it in a grocery store and i just walked away saying "yeeahhh...i'm just going away....now..."
and she harasses my ex-boyfriend. thats one of the only things thats cool about her. | | posted: 3/2/2005 19:10 | Reply | PM | Edit | IP |
HeatherlovesTheHives registered: 2/8/2005 00:00 posts: 316
 | one of my friends likes the hives she burnt barley legal for me other than that no one else that i know even knows about them, some of my guy friends that are really into hip hop i got them to listen to vvv and t hives and they liked it | | posted: 3/2/2005 19:14 | Reply | PM | Edit | IP |
PunkrockPelle registered: 9/6/2004 00:00 posts: 384
 | wow... i DISPISE hip hop... >P
also, sometimes, my mother will wanna have pillow talk, and so i start chatting about the Hives. but PILLOW TALK??? didn't that die out in the 80s or something? | | posted: 3/2/2005 19:19 | Reply | PM | Edit | IP |
HawleyLover registered: 2/5/2005 00:00 posts: 167
 | what the phuck is a pillow talk? and i hate rap and hip-hop and RnB and all that shitty stuff-i was in love with eminem in like october tho..thank god ive moved on | | posted: 3/2/2005 19:20 | Reply | PM | Edit | IP |
HawleyLover registered: 2/5/2005 00:00 posts: 168
 | and rick-tell us some of the things your parents have said | | posted: 3/2/2005 19:21 | Reply | PM | Edit | IP |
PunkrockPelle registered: 9/6/2004 00:00 posts: 387
 | ... pillow talk is something like where you (if youre a girl) and another girl talk about shtuff like cute guys and stuff....
my mom wanted to talk about my dad (nothing graphic), and so i wanted to talk bout Pelle. but i HATE pillow talk! especially with my own MOTHER! pillow talk is stuff you say that your mother (most likely) ISNT supposed to know! | | posted: 3/2/2005 19:24 | Reply | PM | Edit | IP |
HawleyLover registered: 2/5/2005 00:00 posts: 172
 | haha i would feel funny being like "mom!! pillow talk time!!-tell me about what you and dad did last weekend at that hotel you went to" | | posted: 3/2/2005 19:26 | Reply | PM | Edit | IP |
NesterVox22 registered: 12/27/2004 00:00 posts: 217
 | Halla (swedish for Hello) PunkRockPelle, Did you mean "my boyfriend's little brother and the bassist in my band" or "my boyfriend's little brother IS the bassist in my band?" Kinda confused me. Two things: PunkRockPelle is awesome and I am going to bed. Hej (swedish for goodbye) | | posted: 3/2/2005 19:26 | Reply | PM | Edit | IP |
PunkrockPelle registered: 9/6/2004 00:00 posts: 390
 | hehe when you talked swedish...I KNEW WHAT YOU SAID BEFORE I READ WHAT IT MEANT!!! HA! its soooooo fun!
my boyfriends little brother IS the bassist in my band....i'm sorry i'm so confuzzling. (yes, i actually say that word. i have no clue why.)
hehehe...i'm still not used to the "punkrockpelle, youre awesome" thing you do...but its nice! thanks! youre awesome too! | | posted: 3/2/2005 19:30 | Reply | PM | Edit | IP |
NesterVox22 registered: 12/27/2004 00:00 posts: 218
 | It's weird becuase when you do phone calls, even in english, at the very end they go "Hey" and hang up. | | posted: 3/2/2005 19:32 | Reply | PM | Edit | IP |
HawleyLover registered: 2/5/2005 00:00 posts: 175
 | haha-that would be weird "hey! bye!" next time you answer the phone say "JAMBO!!"-its swahili for 'hello' | | posted: 3/2/2005 19:33 | Reply | PM | Edit | IP |
PunkrockPelle registered: 9/6/2004 00:00 posts: 394
 | i... shall do that! *writes "say JAMBO when answering the phone" on her hand* I'M LEARNING SWEDISH! HUZZAH! i'm such an awesome freak! *dances* | | posted: 3/2/2005 19:41 | Reply | PM | Edit | IP |
HawleyLover registered: 2/5/2005 00:00 posts: 179
 | sadly... i could never learn another launguage such as swedish..im much too stupid...-i do know quite a bit of spanish tho! | | posted: 3/2/2005 19:44 | Reply | PM | Edit | IP |
PunkrockPelle registered: 9/6/2004 00:00 posts: 397
 | ack! NO HABLA ESPANOL (sp?)!!!!! *hides under a rock* (bad memories) | | posted: 3/2/2005 19:46 | Reply | PM | Edit | IP |
PunkrockPelle registered: 9/6/2004 00:00 posts: 402
 | well... there was this mexican boy on my school bus before i moved to where i live now, and he sat infront of me (you could tell hes a popular kid) and he turned around and started talking to me in spanish, and his mexican friends were laughing and i said "no habla espanol (sp?)" and one of his friend said "he just said he'd like to put out with you all night."
...that week sucked anyways... | | posted: 3/2/2005 19:59 | Reply | PM | Edit | IP |
HawleyLover registered: 2/5/2005 00:00 posts: 185
 | awwww i see-thats sad what does (sp?) mean?????? | | posted: 3/2/2005 20:09 | Reply | PM | Edit | IP |
PunkrockPelle registered: 9/6/2004 00:00 posts: 407
 | ... you add it at the end of a word you type if youre not sure if its spelled right. well, thats how i "grew up online". | | posted: 3/2/2005 20:11 | Reply | PM | Edit | IP |
HawleyLover registered: 2/5/2005 00:00 posts: 189
 | ooooh i see im not really too much in on this 'computer lingo' | | posted: 3/2/2005 20:13 | Reply | PM | Edit | IP |
AKA Hannah registered: 3/1/2005 00:00 posts: 7
 | my wierd mum Im looking at a picture of Pelle;
mum: oh thats a cute boy, why haven't you invited him over before?
trust me, if I could, I would !
Me and my friend meet the hives last year, my mum called me on the phone and asked when we were commin home, I told her that I didnt know, when I told her we were talking to the Hives she said: - Tell Pelle your mum says hello or you'll be grounded for a year !
She really loves The Hives ;D | | posted: 3/3/2005 13:12 | Reply | PM | Edit | IP |
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